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Good Morning, Babe
XLV. The Guy Who Indulged In Scat Play
XLIV. The Guy Who Got An Altoid BJ And Ghosted Me
XLIII. The Guys Whose Boat Capsized
XLII. The Guy Whom I Met In A Bathhouse (Part II)
Early Morning Feelings
XLI. The Guy Whom I Met In A Bathhouse (Part I)
XL. The Guys Whom I Had My First Threesome With
XXXIX. The Guy Who Got Cockblocked By Mosquitoes
XXXVIII. The Guys Whom I Had Forgotten About
XXXVII. The Guy Who Was A YouTuber
XXXVI. The Guy Who Was A Ridiculously Attractive Douchebag
XXXV. The Guy Who Was On All Fours And Naked
Pour It Up
XXXIV. The Guy Who Gave Me A Mindblowing BJ
XXXIII. The Guy Who Kept Holding Back
XXXII. The Guy Who Took Me To The Chateau Marmont
Chose Him
XXXI. The Guy Who Became A Good Friend
XXX. The Guy Who Cuddled Me To Sleep
XXIX. The Guy Who Made Me Garlic Pasta
XXVIII. The Guy Who Turned Me Into A Top
XXVII. The Guy Whom I Blew In JFK Bathroom Stall (NYC Series: Part 2)
XXVI. The Guy Who Made Me Travel Across The State (NYC Series: Part 1)
XXV. The Guy Who Blew Me In A Korean Spa
XXIV. The Guy Who’s Got Hairy Bush
XXIII. The Guy Who Made Me Come Twice
XXII. The Guy Who Broke My Heart At Downtown Disney
XXI. The Guy Who Was My Classmate
XX. The Guy Whom I Fell For Online
XIX. The Guy Who’s Got A Big Penis
XVIII. The Guy Who Was A Russian Rice Queen
XVII. The Guy Who Dissed My Drag Race References
XVI. The Guy Who Talked To Me In A Straight Bar
XV. The Guy Who Made Me Feel His Biceps
XIV. The Guy Who Was A Porn Star
XIII. The Guy Who Was Into Roleplay
XII. The Guy Who Made Me Question My Personality
XI. The Guy Who Had Two Kids
X. The Guy Who Kissed Me In A Gay Bar
IX. The Guy Who Introduced Me To Poppers
VIII. The Guy Who Was Into Photography and Handjobs
VII. The Guy Who Catfished Me
VI. The Guy Whom I Had Sex With In A Sedan (Part 2)
V. The Guy Whom I Had Sex With In A Sedan (Part 1)
IV. The Guy Whom I Met At A Private Sauna
III. The Guy Who Was My First Gay Crush (Prelude)
II. The Guy Who Took My Anal Virginity
I. The Guy Who Took My BJ Virginity

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