Category: Stories

“It was good to put your weight on someone else, even if it was just for a short while” – Douglas Stuart, Young Mungo – The appeal of living dangerously is the myriad possibilities of captivating stories you can retell. Fortunately for you, I love doing things for the plot.

“What happened to ‘Hello’, ‘How are you?’, ‘My name is’. What happened to that?” – Shereé Whitfield – We’ve all been in a situation where we’re on vacation with people who are not supportive of our hoe lifestyle. It’s especially tricky when you’re sharing a room and have no safe space to properly get plowed…

“Too much joy, I swear, is lost in our desperation to keep it.” – Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous – One of my biggest turn-offs is a horrible texter. If I write you an eloquent narrative on how I want you to finger my hole and your response is only “lol,” it’s over between us.…

“Sometimes you just jump and hope it’s not a cliff” – Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue – With enough luck, the universe might introduce you to a man with a beauty that surpasses age and time. He pleasantly surprises you as your conversations flow naturally, as if you have known this person forever.…

“I’m under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you.” – Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo – During a cold shower on a mediocre afternoon in lockdown, I was brave enough to dream of the post-pandemic world. I dreamed of living in a universe where the virus didn’t affect our lives anymore.…

“I don’t know why my body is so intent on sabotaging my brain when my brain is perfectly capable of sabotaging itself” – Alma Wheatley, The Queen’s Gambit – What makes sex awful for you? I am personally a big fan of intimacy and passion. Many people love to talk shit about the missionary position…

“Maybe I’ll move away. Start somewhere new, I’ll let you have L.A.” – Gryffin feat. Katie Pearlman – I can’t pinpoint one exact reason why I wanted to leave Los Angeles. It’s a place where I began to discover the kaleidoscopic facets of my adulthood, my sexual desires, and, most importantly, love. I developed long-lasting…

“Even annoyance was part of the pleasure we took in each other” – Garth Greenwell, Cleanness – Dear the person responsible for giving out official names to all sex positions, First of all, how did you come up with all these weird-ass names? For example, doggy style. What made you think it’s a good idea…

“What? You don’t love me for my subtlety” – Julia Quinn, Bridgerton – Let’s talk about public sex. Generally, being naked in public is fantastic — exposing your body in its most primally vulnerable state to our mother nature can be liberating as fuck. But don’t get me wrong… I’m not an exhibitionist (I’m not…