Category: Stories

  • LXVIII. The Guy Who Sent Me A Venmo Request

    “This Is Not The Bachelor. And I Don’t Have To Kiss Your Ass For A Rose”– Phaedra Parks – Call me old-fashioned, but I HATE splitting the bill on the first date. I believe the person who initiates the first date should offer to pay for, at the very least, the first date. Fuck the traditional gender norm; if…

  • LXVII. The Guy Whom I Blew In The Woods (Harley-Davidson Guy: Part I)

    “It was good to put your weight on someone else, even if it was just for a short while”– Douglas Stuart, Young Mungo – The appeal of living dangerously is the myriad possibilities of captivating stories you can retell. Fortunately for you, I love doing things for the plot.

  • LXVI. The Guy Whom I Took To The Hotel Lobby Bathroom In Singapore

    “What happened to ‘Hello’, ‘How are you?’, ‘My name is’. What happened to that?”– Shereé Whitfield – We’ve all been in a situation where we’re on vacation with people who are not supportive of our hoe lifestyle. It’s especially tricky when you’re sharing a room and have no safe space to properly get plowed by…

  • LXIV. The Seven Guys I Met In New York

    “I’m under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you.” – Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo – During a cold shower on a mediocre afternoon in lockdown, I was brave enough to dream of the post-pandemic world. I dreamed of living in a universe where the virus didn’t affect our lives anymore.…

  • LXIII. The Guy Whom I Played Beer Pong With

    “I don’t know why my body is so intent on sabotaging my brain when my brain is perfectly capable of sabotaging itself” – Alma Wheatley, The Queen’s Gambit – What makes sex awful for you? I am personally a big fan of intimacy and passion. Many people love to talk shit about the missionary position…

  • LXII. The Guy Who Made Me Leave L.A. (The ParTy Series: Part IV)

    “Maybe I’ll move away. Start somewhere new, I’ll let you have L.A.” – Gryffin feat. Katie Pearlman – I can’t pinpoint one exact reason why I wanted to leave Los Angeles. It’s a place where I began to discover the kaleidoscopic facets of my adulthood, my sexual desires, and, most importantly, love. I developed long-lasting…

  • LXI. The Guy Who Put The Dog In Doggy Style

    “Even annoyance was part of the pleasure we took in each other” – Garth Greenwell, Cleanness – Dear the person responsible for giving out official names to all sex positions, First of all, how did you come up with all these weird-ass names? For example, doggy style. What made you think it’s a good idea…

  • LX. The Guy Who Blew Me By The Beach

    “What? You don’t love me for my subtlety” – Julia Quinn, Bridgerton – Let’s talk about public sex. Generally, being naked in public is fantastic — exposing your body in its most primally vulnerable state to our mother nature can be liberating as fuck. But don’t get me wrong… I’m not an exhibitionist (I’m not…

  • LIX. The Guy Whom I Had Sex With On The Apartment Balcony

    “You got all the muscles and the features I want, and I want what I want, my love” – Troye Sivan – “What’s your type?” The question got thrown around on dating apps as if one’s visual aesthetic is the sole factor in gauging your appeal. So my question is, what’s your view on physical attractiveness? Do…

  • LVIII. The Guy Who Made Me Try Crystal Meth (The ParTy Series: Part III)

    “Every time I feel good, I think it’ll last forever. But it doesn’t” – Rue Bennett, Euphoria – To be perfectly honest, I wasn’t excited to write this chapter at all. Drug abuse has been an ongoing issue within the LGBTQ+ community, and I’ve witnessed how it destroys the lives of people I care about.…