Author: Sanura Ubutt

  • XLIII. The Guys Whose Boat Capsized

    “I don’t know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this” – Jack Dawson, Titanic – Happy No Nut November people! There are times in a gay man’s life when his dick appointments get cancelled, and the way he reacts to the universe…

  • XLII. The Guy Whom I Met In A Bathhouse (Part II)

    “In another life, I would make you stay, so I don’t have to say you were the one that got away” – Katy Perry – I often wonder if any of the previous men I had sex with was the one that got away. But then again, does such concept even exist, or is it…

  • Early Morning Feelings

    Go ahead and ignore me, that’s my fetishCall me a Leo ‘cause I’m so selfish Tired of being nonchalant, sick of taking it slowHate downing Gordon’s three nights in a row Face like a temple, heart like a warzoneWhy don’t you wanna bone no more? Sitting in the whirlpool, watching you on the gridI miss…

  • XLI. The Guy Whom I Met In A Bathhouse (Part I)

    “I can’t take another night on my own, need another body here to keep warm” – L Devine – I consider myself to be extremely fortunate to live in times when LGBTQ+ community is becoming more accepted in our society. But don’t get me wrong… I’m completely aware that we still have a long way…

  • XL. The Guys Whom I Had My First Threesome With

    “Three is a charm, two is not the same, I don’t see the harm, so are you game?” – Britney Spears – When I was little, I felt that society shoved monogamy down my throat hardcore. Monogamous relationship was believed to be the norm and the only kind of relationship that would succeed in the…

  • XXXIX. The Guy Who Got Cockblocked By Mosquitoes

    “If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room” – Anita Roddick – Have you ever been unsure about which course of action to take and you are just submissively waiting for a sign from the universe? Or do you believe in none of…

  • XXXVIII. The Guys Whom I Had Forgotten About

    “Your story is what you have, what you will always have. It is something to own” – Michelle Obama – The way our brains operate often fascinates me. Most nights, they turn into a cinema that plays dreadful scenes from a horror movie titled My Regrettable Decisions. When I wake up the next morning, however,…

  • XXXVII. The Guy Who Was A YouTuber

    “Sex will give you STDs, friendships are fucking fake, relationships will cheat on you, family will disown you… pizza is forever”- – Trisha Paytas – Judging from the quote above that I picked from the lovely Miss Trisha Paytas, an iconic YouTube content creator and my personal spirit animal, I know you might be thinking,…

  • XXXVI. The Guy Who Was A Ridiculously Attractive Douchebag

    “Your outside is gorgeous, Raven, but your insides are dark and nasty. And I don’t like you” – Tatianna – Sometimes, life feels unfair when we stumble upon a person who seems to have it all. I’m sure you’ve all had one of those discussions with someone about which famous person you would wanna swap…

  • XXXV. The Guy Who Was On All Fours And Naked

    “Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine” – Erika Jayne – We can all agree that porn, in one way or another, plays a huge role in developing our sexual fantasies. However, it’s quite unsettling when your perception of sexual pleasure is completely distorted by the hyperfictional fantasies curated by these multi-million porn…