Category: Stories

“Goddamn, man-child, you fucked me so good that I almost said, ‘I love you’” – Lana Del Rey – At what point in your relationship would you feel comfortable talking about the next steps? Or worse, confessing your feeling toward the other person? Is there a set of deadlines one has to meet in a relationship?…

“If you play in the sewer, you’re bound to get some mud”- – Tyler Oakley – When I was little, never in a million years did I think I could fit an erect penis up my tuchus. The only things that had ever traveled through my cave of wonder were the waste products from all the McNuggets I…

“Dating is a risk. The success rate is very low and I don’t like 90% of people, so it’s scary” – Dorothy Wang – These days, deciphering a secret message from a series of meticulously calculated emojis and punctuation is a popular pastime among the 21st century lovers who simply lack the proper knowledge to…

“I don’t know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this” – Jack Dawson, Titanic – Happy No Nut November people! There are times in a gay man’s life when his dick appointments get cancelled, and the way he reacts to the universe…

“In another life, I would make you stay, so I don’t have to say you were the one that got away” – Katy Perry – I often wonder if any of the previous men I had sex with was the one that got away. But then again, does such concept even exist, or is it…

“I can’t take another night on my own, need another body here to keep warm” – L Devine – I consider myself to be extremely fortunate to live in times when LGBTQ+ community is becoming more accepted in our society. But don’t get me wrong… I’m completely aware that we still have a long way…

“Three is a charm, two is not the same, I don’t see the harm, so are you game?” – Britney Spears – When I was little, I felt that society shoved monogamy down my throat hardcore. Monogamous relationship was believed to be the norm and the only kind of relationship that would succeed in the…

“If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room” – Anita Roddick – Have you ever been unsure about which course of action to take and you are just submissively waiting for a sign from the universe? Or do you believe in none of…

“Your story is what you have, what you will always have. It is something to own” – Michelle Obama – The way our brains operate often fascinates me. Most nights, they turn into a cinema that plays dreadful scenes from a horror movie titled My Regrettable Decisions. When I wake up the next morning, however,…

“Sex will give you STDs, friendships are fucking fake, relationships will cheat on you, family will disown you… pizza is forever”- – Trisha Paytas – Judging from the quote above that I picked from the lovely Miss Trisha Paytas, an iconic YouTube content creator and my personal spirit animal, I know you might be thinking,…