Category: Stories

“If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room” – Anita Roddick – Have you ever been unsure about which course of action to take and you are just submissively waiting for a sign from the universe? Or do you believe in none of…

“Your story is what you have, what you will always have. It is something to own” – Michelle Obama – The way our brains operate often fascinates me. Most nights, they turn into a cinema that plays dreadful scenes from a horror movie titled My Regrettable Decisions. When I wake up the next morning, however,…

“Sex will give you STDs, friendships are fucking fake, relationships will cheat on you, family will disown you… pizza is forever”- – Trisha Paytas – Judging from the quote above that I picked from the lovely Miss Trisha Paytas, an iconic YouTube content creator and my personal spirit animal, I know you might be thinking,…

“Your outside is gorgeous, Raven, but your insides are dark and nasty. And I don’t like you” – Tatianna – Sometimes, life feels unfair when we stumble upon a person who seems to have it all. I’m sure you’ve all had one of those discussions with someone about which famous person you would wanna swap…

“Most people talk about their fantasies. I’m living mine” – Erika Jayne – We can all agree that porn, in one way or another, plays a huge role in developing our sexual fantasies. However, it’s quite unsettling when your perception of sexual pleasure is completely distorted by the hyperfictional fantasies curated by these multi-million porn…

“A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is” – Barbara Bush – Let’s talk about oral sex. Frankly, I’m not sure why some people (myself included) would go the extra mile to stuff their mouth with a humongous penis. I’m…

“Simple and clean is the way that you’re making me feel tonight, it’s hard to let it go” – Utada Hikaru – As I was feasting on my chicken pomelo salad, my date asked me, “have you been in love before?” I was bewildered and I didn’t know how the correct answer to his question.…

“We can go to the Chateau Marmont, and dance in the hotel room” – Angus & Julia Stone – For the longest time, I had always taught that sex would forever bring me pleasure, or would at least make me feel better about myself. One can argue that the more you know about a subject,…

“I’m giving it my all, but I’m not the girl you’re taking home, oohI keep dancing on my own” – Robyn – Have you ever wanted someone or something really bad, so bad that you are blinded by the hyperfictional scenarios you create in your own head? I have this deadly combination of a mind…

“Glaciers melting in the dead of night,and the superstars sucked into the supermassive” – muse – There’s no need for a lengthy intro; this chapter is about one of the best one night stands I have ever had, befitting for a chapter numbered XXX.