Category: Stories

“I feel like you’re being sabotaged by your inner saboteur” – RuPaul – I know I said that I write my stories in chronological order, but this happened to me pretty recently and I feel the need to talk about it because I am still trying to comprehend what fucking happened. Plus, this is my…

“Touch my body, put me on the floor, wrestle me around, play with me some more” – Mariah Carey – Yes, I am acknowledging the fact that almost all of my previous entries revolve around white guys. It’s not that I’m exclusively into white boys, but the ones who attracted me so far (yes, I’m…

“Can you believe?!” – Jonathan Van Ness – Have you visited a sausage factory (no, this is not a euphemism) and wondered if those factory workers still crave for sausages? The sausages that we, average people, regularly encounter in a restaurant are always beautifully packaged by the factory to distract the consumers from the horrendous…

“You’ll think you just graduated magnum cum loudly” – Cecily Strong – I have always been weirded out by the idea of roleplaying in bed. First of all, how do you bring up the topic to your sexual partner(s) without sounding like a creepy sex addict? “Hey, do you wanna pretend to be my step-dad…

“Living in California, everyone learns to adapt their actor or actress within” – Courtney Carola – There seems to be a general consensus in the gay community that the most (widely acknowledged) attractive age range for gay men is between 22 to 28 years old. At the age of 22, you finally start having your…

“Guys my age don’t know how to touch me, don’t know how to love me good” – Hey Violet – I’m not gonna lie; I hate growing old. I fear that I won’t be able to control my own limbs because my body will go awry. I’m scared of letting go of my youth and…

“So kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please don’t bite” – Troye Sivan – If you’ve never been to a gay bar, you should; it’s a magical place (supposedly) full of bliss and acceptance. Especially if you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s one of few places where you (again, supposedly)…

“Really, queen?” – Bianca Del Rio – Have you ever had sex in an altered state of mind? I’m not saying that it’s the best way to have sex, but it does feel fucking amazing when it’s done correctly with consent from all parties involved. I mean, why else do you think people down hard…

“I don’t do that tongue thing!” – Mushu, Mulan – No, this story isn’t about me becoming an amateur pornstar, and you won’t find a video on XTube with my face on it. But this next guy did teach me about photography and offered to shoot me in compromising positions for our personal consumption. Did…

“Life experience is what defines our character, even if it means getting your heart broken or being lied to. You know, you need the downs to appreciate the ups” – Nev Schulman – To those of you who keep saying “don’t judge a book by its cover“, stop lying to yourself. In one way or…