Category: Stories

“So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover” – The Chainsmokers feat. Halsey- Have you ever felt comfortable sharing your personal stories with someone within the first fifteen minutes of meeting them? There’s a certain quality about the “car sex guy” that made it easy for me to vibe with him. For…

“WARNING: The following show features stunts performed by professionals. Accordingly, MTV and the producers must insist that no one attempt to re-create or re-enact any stunt or activity performed on this show” – Jackass – Things can be complicated when your wallet is thin and your libido is high (I think this will be a…

“Every kiss begins with k” – Kay Jewelers – What’s a private sauna, you might ask? Imagine if all the amenities of a public sauna are all put together in a small room. You can basically rent the room on an hourly basis, and each room has its own wood sauna box, a shower, a…

“Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it real or just another crush?” – David Archuleta – Have you ever starved yourself for a whole day? No food, no drink, nothing. Try drinking a glass of water the next day after you consume nothing for a day. Trust me, it will taste fucking fantastic.…

“I believe it was the great American painter Bob Ross who said, ‘the key to a swollen vagina is… courage’” – Katya Zamolodchikova – I think by now, 98% of the human population understand that your anus is a one-way street. To this day, I still can’t understand how some people enjoy getting stuff shoved…

“Curiosity is the lust of the mind” – Thomas Hobbes – When you were ten years old, did you ever wonder how your first sex experience was going to be? I had always thought my first time was going to be magical, just like in one of those cheesy chick flicks where the lead character falls…